The Official Fart Lexicon

The Letter C

Fart Coordinates - the percise location of the fart geographically

Fart Creepypasta - when ouuuuu oh noo you didnt refrigerate last nights dinner and ate some this morning owww oh noo

Fart CRC (Cappy Return Cancel) - when you want to fart but hold it in and then fart elsewhere

Fart Confusion - when you get confused by something so much you fart

Fart Concussion - when you have to shit but its the painful kind of shit and you pass out